Sensationalist Scoop: The End is Nigh (again)!
Veronica Wadley: Ken’s been quiet - there’s nothing much happening in Lodnod today. Any ideas?
Bored Sub: Well, there is this flood thing happening up North…
VW: That’s not going to sell papers. We haven’t scared the City for at least 24 hours.
BS: I was thinking, have you read any Ballard?
VW: That’ll do.
BS: Can I go to the pub now?
Apologies to Bored Subs and the DarkSide for the blog hijack.
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