The Dark Side of the Spoon

Veronica Wadley: Ken’s been quiet - there’s nothing much happening in Lodnod today. Any ideas?

Bored Sub: Well, there is this flood thing happening up North…

VW: That’s not going to sell papers. We haven’t scared the City for at least 24 hours.

BS: I was thinking, have you read any Ballard?

VW: That’ll do.

BS: Can I go to the pub now?

Apologies to Bored Subs and the DarkSide for the blog hijack.

Couldn’t resist. PT

Ok, so you don’t really care about food, and only came across this site thinking it would be not Freudian, but Floydian. Which it is, but in a Keith way, not a Roger, David, Rick, Nick and I suppose we should mention Syd, way.

Anyway, should you be more interested in football than food, coming soon to a stadium near you will be the one and only Newcastle United. They will be followed on their tours and travails by none other than Darkside. So coming soon to a monitor near you will be thedarksideofthetoon.co.uk

An irreverant look at the fortunes of the Toon. In the meantime, let’s all laugh at Sunderland…..

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